We went to watch Kung Fu Panda at my sister's house recently. She had dinner for us...pizza, carrots and celery, and cake and ice cream. We were talking about nutritous foods and L asked if ice cream was good for you. The following is a pretty good approximation of the converstion that followed:
me: "No, ice cream isn't good for you."
Aunt Val: "Well, it does have some good stuff like calcium in it."
J (with his ever sarcastic wit): "Oh yeah! It's just full of vitamin ZERO!"