More Jokes

Tonight's post is again brought to you by Cory and there's one from Ty too this time!

Cory: Yo mama's so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

A blonde girl decides to do a puzzle so she grabs the puzzle and pours out all the peices and tries to put it together. After a while of trying she gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asks, "Honey, whats wrong?" She says, "I'm trying to put this puzzle together but I can't do it." Her boyfriend asks what the picture on the front of the box looks like. The blonde says, "Well, the background is blue and there is a tiger on it." Her boyfriend sighs and says, "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the box."

Ty: Yo mama is so fat that when she wears her raincoat, everyone yells "Taxi!"