More Jokes

Tonight's post is again brought to you by Cory and there's one from Ty too this time!

Cory: Yo mama's so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

A blonde girl decides to do a puzzle so she grabs the puzzle and pours out all the peices and tries to put it together. After a while of trying she gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asks, "Honey, whats wrong?" She says, "I'm trying to put this puzzle together but I can't do it." Her boyfriend asks what the picture on the front of the box looks like. The blonde says, "Well, the background is blue and there is a tiger on it." Her boyfriend sighs and says, "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the box."

Ty: Yo mama is so fat that when she wears her raincoat, everyone yells "Taxi!"

Jokes

I was having trouble coming up with a topic tonight. It's been a struggle this year but you can probably tell that by the lame posts. Here is Cory's attempt to help me out with a joke.

A brunette is walking down some train tracks repeating, "23, 23, 23..." A blonde hears and asks her why she's saying that. The brunette doesn't answer, so the blonde just joins her. Hearing a train coming, the brunette clears the tracks while the blonde stays on the tracks repeating, "23, 23, 23..." The train hits the blonde. The brunette hops back on the tracks and chants, "24, 24, 24..."

Stressed? Not Me LOL

This was forwarded to me by a good friend today. If you've seen it, I'm sorry. But it was too hilarious not to pass on.

I am not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate.

Read the full description before looking at the picture below.

The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it.

It was used in a case study on stress levels at St. Mary 's Hospital.

Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water.

The dolphins are identical.

A closely monitored scientific study revealed that, in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person under stress would find differences in the two dolphins.

The more differences a person finds between the dolphins, the more stress that person is experiencing.

Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you need to go on vacation.

Yummo

This was in our little town yesterday. What I want to know? Where's my chocolate?

Ahhhh, Monday. Sweet Monday

After I posted yesterday, the weekend continued in the same way. The conversation from my previous post happened on Saturday and Sunday was just as fun. We had good food that everyone was happy to try, even if not everyone liked it. We watched the Eagles game together and just had a very pleasant day.

And then...

Monday had to come along and hit me like a ton of bricks lol. It started early when Jay locked the keys in the car after it was started so it could warm up. Thirty dollars for a locksmith to open it up. That was the worst of it but the rest of the day was pretty much the same, just lots of little things here and there that didn't go right. Like getting to the grocery store and realizing I had left my purse at home. Ah well. There's only a few more hours left in the day and at least the kids are in good moods.

The Cat in the Cup

This is just a quick, cute home video of our cat Sparky. Pretty self-explanatory lol.

You Might Be a Redneck If...

Your children have the Monday and Tuesday following Thanksgiving off from school for Deer Hunting days (the beginning of deer hunting season).

Happy Hunting! And my freezer has lots of room. Ya know, if you get lucky. Just sayin' ;)